She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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