Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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