The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just made my gag reflex go away.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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