Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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