I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
