what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Randomize
