I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
