he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's blow job season.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
