we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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