I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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