Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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