I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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