in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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