Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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