Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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