Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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