why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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