Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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