What did we do last night that was yellow?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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