theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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