The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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