nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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