If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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