It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Omg I joined a choir last night...
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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