So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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