She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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