I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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