just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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