dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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