I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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