Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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