omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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