we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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