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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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