There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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