idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Operation Purity has been aborted
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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