You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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