And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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