hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just tell him i said nine months
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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