well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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