Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you didnt know i had herpes?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
FUCK WHALES
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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