Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize