We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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