There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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