i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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