I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
