Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize