I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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