Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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