No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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