I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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