super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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