Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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