So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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