told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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