Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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