jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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