i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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