Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
